Smell & Quim – Jesus Christ / The Jissom Killers

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Walter Campbell A challenging, rewarding collection I consider one of the best Smell & Quim offerings on Bandcamp, along with Retract Your Balls and (especially) Non-Stop Pathological Gland-Sucking, their magnificent collaboration with Expose Your Eyes. Beyond the schoolboy humor there is a fully developed, old school approach to noise and hard-edged, albeit playful, industrial aesthetic. Favorite track: Bum Cleaver / Beaver Full Of Spunk.

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OCCD25RE Jesus Christ / The Jissom Killers 2CD
A ltd. repress of the cult 1990-1991 albums originally released by Stinky Horse Fuck and Tesco Organisation. 2023 2CD REPRESS in a 4-panel Digipak.
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A re-release of Smell & Quim' debut originally self-released on Stinky Horse Fuck in 1988.

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	1.	Skunk Pussy 11:02
	2.	Old Enough To Bleed, Old Enough To Butcher 05:07
	3.	Bum Cleaver / Beaver Full Of Spunk 06:47
	4.	Eight Fuckers 19:45
	5.	Beaver (Second Coming) 01:41
	6.	Sucking A Dead Man's Cock 23:47
	7.	Nag's 03:50
	8.	The Jissom Killers 17:20
	9.	Anatomy Shatterme 09:39

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released March 21, 2021

Old Captain presents long sought-after two early vinyl only releases from the grand noise masters! Smell & Quim is a freeform improvised noise band. Their output has largely been concerned with diverse taboo topics such as fetishism, alcoholism, pornography and necrophilia and is of a nihilistic and absurd nature. Their rare live shows straddle the line between music and performance art, influenced and inseminated by performers such as Throbbing Gristle, Richard Youngs, Neil Campbell and Hugh Metcalfe. Professionally remastered from the original Ampex 456 reels recorded in 1990/1991 respectively, the current 2CD edition pays homage to one of the most bizarre and unconventional projects in the counterculture. 100 minutes of evocative dark industrial and lo-fi noise to those who love Jesus in Quim. Comes in a classical glossy white 6-panel Digisleeve preserving the provocative and disturbing pictures of the original vinyls released two decades ago via Tesco and Stinky Horse Fuck labels. Artwork by Marco (Wertham).

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